The End

 

GAKHED (music)

So very beautiful.

“My opponent had big plans.”

 

More satisfying than a chicken sandwich.

 

I knew that Bf5 would convince him to go Na3. Checkmate delivered to a wayward mama‘s boy is a most satisfying feeling.

“B-e A-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e.”

 

“Do not bring her out if you can not defend her, or yourself.”

 [Event "Live Chess"]

[Site "Chess.com"]

[Date "2026.01.09"]

[Round "?"]

[White "Guest1835482749"]

[Black "Guest5356175217"]

[Result "0-1"]

[TimeControl "600"]

[WhiteElo "1200"]

[BlackElo "1200"]

[Termination "Guest5356175217 won by checkmate"]

[Link "https://www.chess.com/game/147798209308"]

1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nf6 3. Qxe5+ Be7 4. Nf3 d6 5. Bb5+ c6 6. Qg5 Bf8 7. Bc4 d5 8.

exd5 Qe7+ 9. Kd1 cxd5 10. Bb5+ Bd7 11. Bxd7+ Nbxd7 12. h4 O-O-O 13. a4 Ne4 14.

Qxd5 Nxf2# 0-1

“Easy Win.”

 

“Another rare win on Lichess.”

 

[Event "casual rapid game"] [Site "https://lichess.org/GufzvHtp"] [Date "2026.01.06"] [Round "-"] [White "williamse0"] [Black "sw00pr"] [Result "1-0"] [GameId "GufzvHtp"] [UTCDate "2026.01.06"] [UTCTime "07:11:10"] [WhiteElo "1282"] [BlackElo "1178"] [Variant "Standard"] [TimeControl "600+0"] [ECO "A00"] [Opening "Van Geet Opening"] [Termination "Normal"] [Annotator "lichess.org"] 1. Nc3 { A00 Van Geet Opening } a6 2. e4 Nc6 3. Nf3 e6 4. Be2 b5 5. d4 b4 6. Na4 d6 7. c3 Bd7 8. cxb4 Nxb4 9. Nc3 d5 10. Ne5 c6 11. Nxd7 Qxd7 12. e5 a5 13. b3 Ne7 14. O-O Nf5 15. Bh5 Be7 16. Bxf7+ Kxf7 17. Qh5+ g6 18. Qf3 Kg7 19. h4 Bxh4 20. Bf4 Nxd4 21. Bh6+ Kxh6 22. Qh3 { White offers draw } 22... Kg7 23. Qxh4 Nbc2 24. Qf6+ Kh6 25. f4 Nf5 26. Rf3 Raf8 27. Rh3+ Nh4 28. Rxh4# { White wins by checkmate. } 1-0

“When the opponent abandons the game.”

 Had them at “mate-in-1.”

Their rating-1408

My rating-1304.

“With :30 left on their clock.”

 

1. d4 Nf6 2. h3 d5 3. Bg5 Nc6 4. Nc3 e6 5. g4 Be7 6. Bg2 Ne4 7. Bxe7 Nxe7 8. Nxe4 dxe4 9. Bxe4 f5 10. gxf5 exf5 11. Bf3 O-O 12. h4 c6 13. h5 h6 14. Qd3 Nd5 15. Bxd5+ Qxd5 16. O-O-O Qe4 17. Qc4+ Qd5 18. Qxd5+ cxd5 19. Nf3 Re8 20. Ne5 Be6 21. Rh3 f4 22. Rh4 Kh7 23. Rxf4 Rf8 24. Rxf8 Rxf8 25. f3 g5 26. Rd3 g4 27. Rb3 gxf3 28. Rxb7+ Kg8 29. exf3 Bf5 30. Rxa7 Rc8 31. c3 Kf8 32. a4 Ke8 33. a5 Kd8 34. a6 Rb8 35. Rf7 Ra8 36. a7 Kc8 37. Nc6 Bd7 38. Rf8+ Kb7 39. Na5+ Kxa7 40. Rf7 Rd8 41. c4 Kb6 42. b4 dxc4 43. Nxc4+ Kb5 44. Nd6+ Kxb4 45. Rh7 Kc3 46. d5 Ra8 47. Rxd7 Ra1#

“Her house, my crib.”

 A pair of heavy hands.

A quick one…

 1. Nf3 Nc6 2. d4 d5 3. e3 h6 4. Bb5 Nf6 5. Bxc6+ bxc6 6. O-O Ba6 7. Re1 e6 8. Nc3 Bd6 9. Nd2 O-O 10. Nb3 Ne4 11. Nxe4 dxe4 12. Bd2 Qh4 13. Nc1 Qxh2#