A three piece for brunch, before the symphony
all down for crab melts up the coast
Weave streets which close inconsistently
My Queen’s Mother in town, see how we host?
Ditching the mesh shorts for clean, pressed trousers,
I drive like an old lady all-day, safety power!
Quit the reefer chiefin left the leaf but hate not flower
sourdough toast, smoked salmon, feast all hour
Morning ends, ladies satiated
I’ll have coffee and a set of beignets.
Outside the joint, a pair, ingratiating
power proud fucktards, Model X shame.
I know eco things
Dolphins, ocean, humans, sadness
plastic surgeries, KFCs leak greenhouse gasses.
Internal combustion
Got the bid.
Public transit
fucked off grid.
We should walk more, or ride bikes,
drive less often, it’s been mentioned.
Also good? Don’t bite on hype.
Or post an apology for attention.
“Over here. Hey you. Look at me. Even in disgust.
See it? ‘I love my Tesla,
but I sure hate Elon Musk.’ “
If you must, you flaccid rebel,
post faux conflict at eye level
Bought an EV, funded Space X,
Fought ManBearPig at his apex
Polar bears fairing well, you know it!
It is time for hate, show ‘em where you‘ll throw it.
Hate. H-a-t-e get you some.
Choose your fate—first, learn about lithium.
Here I come, Earther Mode.
Fact finding fuck job of frontal lobe.
Human rights,
love thy neighbor,
Land will blight,
A child now labors,
Toxic dust,
so much water,
Elon’s dad married his own step-daughter,
He’s over 70
She’s 27
Now that’s the guy you should be sweatin.
Won’t see you in a Prius cuz you think it corny,
Model X—efficient as Bimmer’s 540.
End of story. Time to charge.
Rare earth extraction goes hard.
No higher cost, double-crossed, left fucked.
…and please don’t bomb a Cyber Truck.
